Was Humpty-Dumpty an Inside Job?

Think about it, all of the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him back together again. Isn't that convenient? I'm sure they could have if they wanted to, but that would have interfered with the NWO. Besides, what was he doing sitting on a 'wall' in the first place? This is clearly a reference to the Western Wall, built by Jews, and he was pushed by a Mossad agent. Those guys will do anything to an egg.